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Day started off right… Found the golden egg at my work’s egg hunt!

Day started off right… Found the golden egg at my work’s egg hunt!

Having to explain this message to classmates when I got back from the printer… Just love the situations you put through @victorgparra.

Having to explain this message to classmates when I got back from the printer… Just love the situations you put through @victorgparra.

I love food when @therosenbomb cooks! Also had apple #mead tonight. #fuckingdelicious #foodporn

I love food when @therosenbomb cooks! Also had apple #mead tonight. #fuckingdelicious #foodporn

"A hater sees nothing more than a reflection of what they will never accomplish." #QOTD

"A hater sees nothing more than a reflection of what they will never accomplish." #QOTD

He wouldn’t sign my titties, but @dashberlin signed my shirt! Definitely a show to remember. Thanks for coming to Dallas! #musicislife #whenthebeatdrops #justdance

He wouldn’t sign my titties, but @dashberlin signed my shirt! Definitely a show to remember. Thanks for coming to Dallas! #musicislife #whenthebeatdrops #justdance

Just in case the power goes out for days. #beprepared #boxwine #botabox #malbec #iloveargentina

Just in case the power goes out for days. #beprepared #boxwine #botabox #malbec #iloveargentina

I see you, sun. Come out, buddy!

I see you, sun. Come out, buddy!

Dinner. #brownies #newdiet #turtleyumness #mmchocolate

Dinner. #brownies #newdiet #turtleyumness #mmchocolate

Sometimes I just need to be alone with my music. Listening to @dashberlin. Can’t wait to see him Friday in Dallas! #musicislife #whenthebeatdrops #justdance

Sometimes I just need to be alone with my music. Listening to @dashberlin. Can’t wait to see him Friday in Dallas! #musicislife #whenthebeatdrops #justdance

X’s are such turn offs. But he let me borrow his hat, so hey! #texas #cowboys

X’s are such turn offs. But he let me borrow his hat, so hey! #texas #cowboys

Best purchase at Target this week!  #discoisnotdead #justdance #ontheradio #donnasummer #imsogay

Best purchase at Target this week! #discoisnotdead #justdance #ontheradio #donnasummer #imsogay

My roommate made rhubarb and strawberry pie! I have the best housewife roommate ever! #dessertporn

My roommate made rhubarb and strawberry pie! I have the best housewife roommate ever! #dessertporn

Turn that fucking bass up! Still turned up from last night! And the only thing I was popping was my ass! @djmakj

Tacos de fajita para brunché. (that’s Spanish for brunch) #cocacola #foodporn

Tacos de fajita para brunché. (that’s Spanish for brunch) #cocacola #foodporn

My white roommate doesn’t even know what is about to hit her. #mexicanbrunch #fajitas

My white roommate doesn’t even know what is about to hit her. #mexicanbrunch #fajitas